I am now an ordained minister. I am serious.
After my credentials arrive, and I register with the county clerk, I can legally marry and perform funerals.
I will marry you to anything or anyone. Is that chair looking good? Done. You guys are married on my watch. I don't care if it's a male or female chair either, I'm fine with that.
I'll post a copy of my credentials once I receive them in the mail. I would also appreciate being referred to as Minister Matt.
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in the event that i ever get married (unlikely. you seen this face?), i would like you to be the minister. (that is assuming that you still know me, and we have not killed eachother as the prophecy told me. the one that i heard in my dream. last night. but yes, if all these conditions are met, that is what i want.)
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