The first thing I spoke out loud this morning was "I'm completely naked. That is awesome."
I just thought you should know.
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- Matt Burda
- My name is Matt. Through a strange turn of events, I am now in charge of a number of small children in Israel. I am supposed to teach them how to speak English.
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2 am
accident
arsenal
banter
bay
bike ride
bobblehead
bookstore
boredom
breaking and entering
breaking stuff is not that cool
bro
budget
Can collection
chaos
circumstance
coffee
conversation
cool
crappy customers
crappy parents
crash
crazy
customer service
cuts
delirious
Dolphins? Are you fucking kidding me?
down and on the right
dream
drunk.
drunken
drunken conversation
dude
education
entertainment
face kick
food service
free concert
fuck yeah.
fucking
fucking ouch
fucking shit bro
general population
generousity
grass
greaaaaat. rant
happy
holiday
homeless
homeless behavior
i am fucking retarded some times.
insanity
labor
lunch break
lung power
medical aid
melancholy
menial
minivan philosophy
mission
motor skills
my throat hurts.
nasty spill
needless
new
nonsense
nursing
old
ouch
parenting
park
people
picture association bullshit
plastic
please just listen.
police
possessions
prose
pushy
quitting
quitting again
ramble
random
random act of kindness
rant
ranting
Recyclables only from here on out.
religious
reminder
rude
school
searching for change.
second chance
seriously. fuck you.
shoppers
sick hat sticker
smoking
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff
steak
story
stupid fuck
stupid hat
stupid plumber
super awesome
Tiger
time wasting
tired
tom foolery
toys
typewriter
verbal dhiarreah
vigorito
wandering
warm weather
weak
wee
whatever
work
year
yoyo
I'm pretty excited for you dude.
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