I really enjoy working at coffee society, but for fucks sake:
"I'm getting coffee for my friend, does she take cream and sugar?"
"I don't know, whose your friend?"
"She has a nose ring."
You see, I have two nose rings, and do not take cream or sugar. Maybe her friend doesn't take one, cream or sugar, since she has one nose ring, but which one, I cannot say. The reality is, I cannot say either way, because nose rings have nothing to do with coffee preference.
At least I don't think so.
I'm also amused by "Hi, how are you can I have a non-fat latte?"
Notice the lack of comma in between 'you,' and 'can.' I didn't even have the chance to open my mouth that time to respond.
A bunch of savages in this town.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
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your vs you're!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Your Douchey Friend, Wess.
PS: Still of the cigs?
yar.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, going along with the spirit of Wess's comment:
ReplyDeleteWhose vs. Who's
and Wes:
Of vs. Off
Just sayin'.
whatefer gais. dont not kare.
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