Don't get me wrong,

I really enjoy working at coffee society, but for fucks sake:
"I'm getting coffee for my friend, does she take cream and sugar?"
"I don't know, whose your friend?"
"She has a nose ring."

You see, I have two nose rings, and do not take cream or sugar. Maybe her friend doesn't take one, cream or sugar, since she has one nose ring, but which one, I cannot say. The reality is, I cannot say either way, because nose rings have nothing to do with coffee preference.

At least I don't think so.

I'm also amused by "Hi, how are you can I have a non-fat latte?"
Notice the lack of comma in between 'you,' and 'can.' I didn't even have the chance to open my mouth that time to respond.

A bunch of savages in this town.