Sunday, March 21, 2010

Don't get me wrong,

I really enjoy working at coffee society, but for fucks sake:
"I'm getting coffee for my friend, does she take cream and sugar?"
"I don't know, whose your friend?"
"She has a nose ring."

You see, I have two nose rings, and do not take cream or sugar. Maybe her friend doesn't take one, cream or sugar, since she has one nose ring, but which one, I cannot say. The reality is, I cannot say either way, because nose rings have nothing to do with coffee preference.

At least I don't think so.

I'm also amused by "Hi, how are you can I have a non-fat latte?"
Notice the lack of comma in between 'you,' and 'can.' I didn't even have the chance to open my mouth that time to respond.

A bunch of savages in this town.

4 comments:

  1. your vs you're!

    Love,

    Your Douchey Friend, Wess.

    PS: Still of the cigs?

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  2. Hahaha, going along with the spirit of Wess's comment:

    Whose vs. Who's

    and Wes:

    Of vs. Off

    Just sayin'.

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