The terrorists have been echo-located!

Today, in my doctor's office, the radio was on a random news station.
I heard the most absurd statement I've heard in quite some time.

"Up next - how dolphins can be used to prevent terrorist attacks!"
Random news station: you've fucking failed me.

This reminds me of the scene in Dr. Strangelove, in the conference room.
"We have to win the mineshaft race!"

I understand the idea of 'any way possible,' but for fuck's sake. Dolphins? You've got to be fucking kidding me.



Terrorists, watch the fuck out for these guys. The U.S. government is gonna getcha.