Sunday, June 13, 2010

Zero to douche in 3 seconds.

Now, I understand that I may look like what one would call 'alternative,' or whatever.
Really though, I'm not your bro, I'm not your dawg, or any other variation of a title for somebody who isn't really your friend.

"Whats up dawg, you got iced coffee?"

"Yes. Sixteen or Twenty Four ounce?"

"Sixteen, I don't need to get all twacked out on coffee, and I've smoked too many cigarettes today bro, haha."

BAM. Customer to douche in one sentence.
I don't care how many cigarettes you've smoked, really.

Really. Just saying.

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