Now, I understand that I may look like what one would call 'alternative,' or whatever.
Really though, I'm not your bro, I'm not your dawg, or any other variation of a title for somebody who isn't really your friend.
"Whats up dawg, you got iced coffee?"
"Yes. Sixteen or Twenty Four ounce?"
"Sixteen, I don't need to get all twacked out on coffee, and I've smoked too many cigarettes today bro, haha."
BAM. Customer to douche in one sentence.
I don't care how many cigarettes you've smoked, really.
Really. Just saying.
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