Kidney Service

Yet again, I remind you that I work in the 'service' industry.

I decide what goes in your drink.
When you see me, consider that I am at work. I am more than likely unhappy to be there.

Laughing at me when I burn myself with milk for your drink is probably not a good idea. Your drink is annoying enough to make as it is.

Now, you fatty, whenever you ask for your drink 'on the sweet side,' I will do everything in my power to give you diabetes with as much sugar as I can possibly load into your drink.

Your kidneys are mine, bitch.

Oh, and now you get decaf.

Also, considering you asked my co-worker for my work schedule so that you can avoid me, I will be as awful as possible, while still smiling at you.

Getting out of here will be too good.