Adjusting

I have begun to use a skateboard and bus as transportation, as it is incredibly easy to get around here.
Spending less time than usual in a vehicle of my own, I've begun to come across all of the wonders of San Francisco.

For example; I was on the bus the other day. As this eighty-something-year-old woman was exiting the bus, she began to vomit. I have never seen so much vomit come out of a single person, with such velocity and vigor, in my life. She has outdone my projectile vomiting career in every sense.

The noise itself was spectacular. A sound of absolute bestial war-lust exiting the body.

It was fantastic.

Shortly after, I saw an elderly man wearing huge glasses dragging an enormous television across the street. He had a hunchback. Yet again, fantastic. He looked absolutely insane.

I like it here so far.