Two bottles of whiskey is too many.
After headbutting the wall, and then headbutting the gutter, which was a 5 foot deep gutter may I add, it has come to my attention that I should not have that much whiskey. Ever.
Thank you to everybody who pulled me out of that ditch. I appreciate it.
On the other hand, as an ordained minister, I married Pat to Diana last night. Unfortunately, necessary paperwork was not present, but if they're up for it that will be taken care of. Happiness to them for however long I can convince them that they are legally married for.
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what's this about you being a minister, mister? Or was that just such dry comedy I din't get it.
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wess
Wess, I got ordained online. I can legally marry people in California, but there is required paperwork.
ReplyDeletewhyyyyyy???? Is there some jew tax write off or something?
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